#wait post cancelled who the fuck is singing the star spangled banner outside right now

[sniperdadmaccready]

No but for real. Why did I look at this fucking guy and go "Oh I am going to make you transgender and give you so much trauma and also marry you in all of my playthroughs".

I think I'm sensing a trend where I latch onto unimportant / insignificant side characters and project huge complex backstories onto them. With Skyrim, I did it for Rune and Etienne Rarnis (Thieves Guild) and Onmund (College of Winterhold). In New Vegas, obviously I've latched onto Mick and Ralph. When I was a teenager I was really obsessed with Sprat from The Chronicles of Vladmir Tod. I know there is probably something to be gleaned from this psychologically speaking BUT instead I will just decide to have my beloved mildly irrelevant or obscure blorbos and not shut up about them on tumblr dot com <3